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[doublecursed]

12:00
Monday, November 26

ZODION

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Comments

[ text ] feed yo grumpy wife and kid with that money instead

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I was thinking I'd name it 'Yogi'.

[ text ] no he'd rather use it to buy his mistress gifts.... O SNAP

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Really? I'm flattered. That puppy's too cute to be named after me!

[ text ] WOW ..................... all his 10 mistresses

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I've always thought of you as a cute puppy, actually.

[ this conversation is so gross ]

[ text ] it's hard out there for a P.I.M.P

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Hmm... what kind? This is an important question.

[ better not answer wrong [intense] ]

[ text ] and his wife had to give him condoms too . . . so sad

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A yappy chihuahua.

[ video ]

[circustry]

[ He's just going to leave you a video feed. Shaking his head disapprovingly. ]

Wrong answer.

[ video ]

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[ awww cute ]

A toy poodle, then?

[ video ]

[circustry]

[ ... ]

Cute, but no.

[ video ]

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[ There's a mock-sigh, and he rests his hands on his hips. ] Ah, this is quite hard.

What about a pug?

[ video ]

[circustry]

[ wow thats really gay ]

It's not hard, you're just bad at this. [ He chuckles. ]

[ video ]

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[ if you fuck this gay then you're equally gay ]

A golden retriever, perhaps?

[ video ]

[circustry]

[ no u ]

Good! You win.

[ video ]

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[ they're both gay tbh ]

Another prize?

[ video ]

[circustry]

[ sob. ]

You're demanding today. That depends. What would you like?

[ video ]

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Just some company. [ go on a date with him you skank

for my Reasons ]

[ video ]

[circustry]

[ He laughs. ]

You got it. Now, or... ?

[ video ]

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Mm. It's a nice night. We can take a walk.

[ by the beach????? or something less boring what is there even to do

I WANT THEM TO SAIL ON ROMANTIC GONDOLAS BUT OH WELL ]